Q: What do you call an urban feline?
A: A city kitty!
Q: Have you ever seen a catfish?
A: No! How did she hold the rod and reel?
Q: What do you call a kitten fight?
A: A cat-astrophe!
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other a pause at the end of the its clause!
There are plenty of reasons why your cat loves you. Ten of the main reasons are listed at the above link. Enjoy!
Myth: ‘Cats can be vegetarian’.
Fact: Cats need the nutrients provided by meat. Dogs and humans can digest carbohydrates; cats get their nourishment from proteins. Feeding it vegetables will lead to stunted growth, blindness and death. There are commercially prepared ‘balanced’ vegetarian diets for cats, but it is cruel to impose human morals on cats. If you are not prepared to give your cat a meat-based diet you are denying its basic rights and a cat is not the right pet for you (get a house-rabbit instead - similar size, can be housetrained and is vegetarian).
Orange tabby cats often develop black freckles around the nose. 